The car show was, well, manly. We figured the cowboys deserved a couple of hours to do man things since they have been such good cowboys all week. My knowledge of cars doesn't go much beyond "that one is yellow, that one red," etc. I'm still trying to figure out what Minnesota Vikings cheerleaders have to do with cars, but, whatever.Our next tour of weekend venues was the Minnesota High School Hockey Finals in St. Paul. That's where the driving/navigating got interesting. As anyone not familiar with downtown Minneapolis knows, it is about impossible to find your way out of that area of the city without a GPS and a local resident and some divine intervention. Met with endless one-way streets, heavy traffic and Mapquest directions that said "North and South" instead of "left or right" we ended up on a stretch of interstate that wasn't even on the Mapquest directions. Mad Dog directed Lawless to exit immediately and pull over to figure things out. All the while, the cowboys followed like lemmings, unwilling to overtake us and take control of the situation. Upon exiting the freeway, and totally not knowing where we were, I proclaimed from the back seat, "Look, there's a Super America. Let's pull in there and put air in that low tire. Maybe the cowboys will have a plan to get us straightened out and on the right road to St. Paul." Don't ask me about the mayhem at the Super America. You would have thought they were selling gas for $2.00/gallon for all the vehicles there. Lawless got out to try and put air in the tire. We all stayed in the warm vehicle (oh, did I mention that it was about 3 degrees out?). Cowboy Ric, seeing the struggle Lawless was having with the air hose, got out to help her wrestle the ornery thing and, here's the important part, put three quarters in the dang air thing so it would work. I heard a conversation tonight about a ruthless hose and something about wrestling it, etc. etc. Anyway, when Lawless got back in the vehicle, I asked her what the cowboys said about us being lost. To my surprise, she said, "nothing." I asked if they offered to take the lead in getting us over to St. Paul and Lawless told me they didn't offer. I had a feeling they were just being polite and that this might come up later in the day.
Well, while Lawless and Ric were airing up the tire, Molly and Mad Dog had a navigational revelation and figured something out on the Mapquest directions. We got back on the interstate as if the whole Super America thing was always the plan. (Right, drive several miles the wrong direction to find a Super America to air up the tire.) We drove straight to St. Paul and by some miraculous occurrence, Mad Dog and Lawless acted like they were in their childhood neighborhood. They seemed to recognize everything - streets, pubs, parking lots. We drove right to a parking area near the Xcel Center, got out, walked to a pub and asked to be seated for lunch.
The Irish pub was just the kind of place the group has grown to love this week. The atmosphere was great and the food was delicious, but we sat in the wrong section. The server either hates her job, has a miserable life or just doesn't like cowboys. But, she was the first server we have encountered this week who wasn't over the top on service. I guess that's not so bad.
We made our way to the hockey venue a couple blocks from the pub but it was a freezing, windy walk. This was supposed to be the warm day. Hmmm. Once inside, we discovered the large vendor area. What a great idea this is. Everything in the world related to hockey, and then some. Products, games, food, give-aways and kids, kids, kids. We had a great time. Cowboys Steve and Frank were invited to put on an exhibition arm wrestling match. Steve won, but I think Frank let him. We had a great time visiting with kids and their parents. I can't even guess how many photo requests we had, and so many people knew who we were. We kept hearing, "Hey, aren't you the cowboys we saw in the paper yesterday," and "I saw you on the train." It made us feel like we have accomplished what we set out to do.


We left St. Paul and headed back to Minneapolis. Navigation was a breeze this time. We decided to stop and the Mall of America and do a walk-about. We headed up to the third floor to explore an area we had not yet seen. The big mistake was walking into the Old Time Photo shop. There was no way we were going to get the cowboys out of there without them paying to have our photos taken with them - - - - - in Dance Hall girl outfits. Mad Dog said something about there being no way she was going to do that. A couple of us were concerned about the absence of a razor on the trip and before we knew it, we were whisked away into the back room where a couple of young ladies started shouting out orders, much like drill sergeants, about where they wanted to see the clothes we were wearing (all four layers of them). Lawless didn't know what to do with the corset. I remember feeling like the drill sergeant put her foot in the small of my back to lace up the thing they threw at me to cover my upper half. Something was said by Molly, I think, about back fat and before we knew it, we were in front of the cameras. After a few painless snaps, we were ripping the dance hall girl costumes off and re-dressing in our much more comfortable uniforms which we had just discussed being really sick of wearing.
The day ended with a relaxing dinner and reminiscing of the week's activities. We've spent several days and evenings together - the cowboys, the street team and several others who have come in for a day or two to join us. It's been a great week. The people of Minneapolis and St. Paul have been a delight. I will never forget the smiles. It's so cool to be doing something that puts a genuine smile on someone's face and we saw so many of them. Working with Mad Dog, Lawless and Molly has been so much fun, and what can we say about the cowboys? Gentlemen always. Friends for life, I hope. To take a line from the Wizard of Oz, "I'll miss you most of all Scarecrow." I just can't decide which of the six cowboys I would say that to. Perhaps all of them.
From my home in Rm. 313 - Bertsch Bark
(entry was written last night)














